Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Direct Orders

you are under direct orders to rock the **** out! Rock out like you just kissed the girl of your dreams. rock out like your graduating high school after 4 crappy years. rock out like you just wrote a song. rock out like you just had surgery and got pain killers. rock out like you just made your first million. rock out like someone just lit the school on fire so you get to graduate early. Rock out like its the 1980's and your in a hair band. rock out like your playing a rock band. Rock out like just punched Satan in the face!! rock out like your Jewish. Rock out like its the summer of '69. Rock out like its the last day of your life, but its probably not so rock out more. Rock out like your just found out Nelson is the random LP student that commented on your blog. Rock out like baseball was never a sport. Rock out like you just moved out. rock out like you are 9 and just beat Zelda the ocarina of time. Rock out like your 17 and just beat it again. rock out like your to lazy to press the shift key at the beginning of a sentence. rock out like you just watched 5 seasons of Psych in 2 weeks. rock out like you just egged a police station and didn't get caught. Rock out like your 18 and can buy dry ice. Rock out like you just completely did a 360 on the freeway and didn't hit anything. um... just rock out!

9 comments:

  1. I relly liked the line about the school burning down and we get to graduate early!!! because i wanna be out of this place so bad!!!!!! i mean holy wow!!! so i really liked that haha!

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  2. Punching Satan in the face? I'd really, really love to do that... Even if I got lit on fire or frozen like a statue, I think that'd be pretty friggin sweet...

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  3. Awesome: "Rock out like you are 9 and just beat Zelda the ocarina of time. Rock out like your 17 and just beat it again." That's great because it's so easy and sentimental to relate to. Very nicely done.

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  4. "Rock out like your just found out Nelson is the random LP student that commented on your blog" I'd like to point out, that YOU ARE WRONG. It was not Nelson. It was me. Ha. Big surprise. I just didn't have a name yet. So check yerr facts sir.
    "Rock out like you just kissed the girl of your dreams." Very clever. I like it. It seems you are writing out of experience. Well congratulations. WAY TO BE! Make sure it's not the last time and don't forget to french her.
    "rock out like you just egged a police station and didn't get caught." Wow, you're a rebel!LOOK AT YOU GO! Take me sometime!!!! ha keep up the good work.

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  5. i'll be honest.. i like it! it was pretty dang good. although it sounds like you haven't enjoyed high school at all which is gonna be a problelm because college and everything else is going to hit you hard once we're graduated. well but then again maybe it won't who knows. anyways, i really liked the line "rock out like you just punched satan in the face" haha i got a good laugh. but anywho i don't know if putting your delinquent behavior on your blog... such as the egging the police station, yeah that probably wasn't the smartest thing you could do. but your rock out post is good. nice work!

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  6. haha very nice. at first it seemed like all the other rock outs... "like you got your first kiss, met the boy of your dreams, etc etc" but then it took a really interesting turn with the surgery and pain killers line. then you just caught fire and the rest of it was sweet.

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  7. I love that satan line! haha very good post. Nice creativity too

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  8. I just like your voice a lot when you write! It's really funny and bold

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